Romeo's Story: A Parody Of Romeo And Juliet
Uploaded by GirlsRule101 on Jun 20, 2005
Unbelievable, I told Willy the story and he still got it wrong. He didn't even mention the shoe lady! Now it's up to me, "Romeo" to tell you the true story. At least Willy had the courtesy to use "Romeo" and "Juliet" so as not to disclose our true identities.
The only part of the play that Willy got right was the prologue! Everything else was completely blown out of proportion. I will admit that our two families fought a lot, but that was because all of us were factions of rival gangs. See, my last name isn't Montague, that's just the gang I'm in.
I wasn't feeling very well the day this all started because my girlfriend had just dumped me. I was spending too much time with "Benvolio" and the rest of the gang and she never saw me. I knew she was right, but what could I do?
My "brothers" tried to cheer me up by suggesting we crash the rave the Capulet's were having. Good, I needed to beat up someone anyway. This stupid rival gang thing had completely ruined my life!
Angry as I was, I entered the hangar where the rave was being held and stopped short. Not more than five feet in front of me was the most beautiful and sensuous girl I had ever seen. Another thing Willy got wrong, she was seventeen, not fourteen and ripe for the picking. Big on drama and morals, I guess, Willy decided to change the age! This fair woman was dancing with the senator's son "Paris." I could still see however, that she was not impressed. When the song was over I grabbed her and started to dance. It was a slow song (what timing) and she didn't stop me.
Now, because "Juliet's" cousin "Tybalt" was a little high on something (probably X), he decided to try to ruin the rave! He grabbed one of the bottles off the table and headed straight towards me. Good old "Tybalt," he can spot me out of any crowd! Lucky for me though, one of the guards stopped him and told him to cool down outside.
"Does your watch have a second hand because I want you to tell me how long it took for me to fall in love with you?" Hey, I know it's cheesy but I had to use the line.
J "I have to go…call me" She then...