The Hierarchy of Life
Uploaded by DudeMark on Sep 02, 2008
The hierarchy of life
Ahh... what a beautiful tool for organization, prioritizing, and being right. I imagine you would like to know a little more about it.. So if you are comfortable, we shall begin.
In life, we consider ourselves lucky to be wealthy, happy, healthy, sexy - not to mention countless other words ending with Y -, popular or even famous. What we do not realize is that none of that matters. There are really only a few things that need to be put into a hierarchy, the rest, essentially suck, or have the potential to suck.
Coffee. Coffee is the first most important thing. It is the orgasm-in-mouth enabling fluid without which the World would cease to rotate. Coffee makes it possible to properly fulfill the rest of the hierarchy of life without having to waste much time in sleep. Take a moment to open the following link and briefly browse through the tale of this African tragedy. After having skimmed through this document, let me ask you; what went wrong? Was it ethnicity? Was it location? Were the people really ugly? No. The answer is simple. They were sleeping. That was their shortcoming. Getting killed was a bad strategy. They should have stayed awake. Then they would not have been killed. Its as simple as that. With coffee, they would have been awake.
I rest my case.
The second item in the hierarchy of life is super powers. Any person who possesses superhuman powers has an automatic advantage in all aspects of life. So use your superhuman powers. They are underrated.
I rest my case.
The next most important aspect to the hierarchy of life is to know your place in the world. So if you are a healthy young American, you automatically have the right and ability to make for yourself a place anywhere, its as simple as that. Meanwhile if you are, say, Asian, you have no place, and so knowing your place is as easy done as said.
This case, is now to be rested as well.
Finally the next most important aspect of life is another fluid.
Everclear.
I rest my case.